Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but "apartheid" came back.

I wish I could kill alucard.

OMG

Granted but he survived

I wish i could have waffles mum XD

granted but you found out she was an actual waffle

i wish i was rickroll proof

granted but your computers internet was hacked by a gay guy now every site you go on has gay porn on it.

I wish i wasnt on probation

-Dark-GFx- wrote:granted but your computers internet was hacked by a gay guy now every site you go on has gay porn on it.

I wish i wasnt on probation

wtf?

granted but u went into jail anyways

i wish i coulve a cookie -_-

Granted but I ate it before you could

I wish.... less school :L (33 hours a week sucks)

granted but you have to work harder

i wish i could make codes for the psp

Granted but you suck at it.

I wish I had my package from Dealextreme allready.

granted but it was empty

i wish i had commando pro in real life

wats that?

it no falling damage

its from call of duty

Granted but a noob tube killed you instead.

I wish I am in a Asian porno.

GODAM NOOBS granted but it a gay porno

i wish i had my bulldogs back (had to be sold =( )

granted but it mutated to a werewolf.

i wish i had an own glider :P

Granted but it had human emotions and flew off without you.

I wish I *thinks for a minute...* don't fail in my music test

granted but u fail at math test

i wish i had 10 cheeseburgers

Granted but they all gave you aids

I wish I can do some virtual sex.

wtf aids?! lol...

Granted but the woman was a pedo man



i wish i had a real mixer for virtual dj :P

Granted but it was made in China.

I wish I can play a guitar like a god.

Granted but ur fingers start to bleed

I wish i could have less boredom...

granted but in the end you got bored of that

i wish this forum had more acctive members

Granted but the condition was for you to have butt sex with waffle

I wish school was over.

granted but you get poor grades and no job

i wish i was but sex proof

granted but now you have no friends.

I wish i had rn32ornwlefn

wat?